This Is Not A Democracy

This is a serious question relating to a debate between likethepaint, shiny_starlight and myself.

NOTE THAT I MEAN COMPLETELY ALONE, NO PARENT WATCHING OR HELPING AT ALL.

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This came up from a conversation that likethepaint and I are having with eyerenderingfan, and I would be really interested in knowing the following:

[Poll #1290143]

Further to my Paedogate last post, I wanted to record this little bit of crack meta-exchange from truefobinglove:

icedmaple: Have you seen the episode of South Park with the brown note, where they make the whole world crap themselves?

This is Pete's brown note.


agent99: basically that was the best description ever right there.

though, fob coming up with a note that makes the world crap themselves would be a lot funnier.


icedmaple: It's probably Pete's masterplan. He's just waiting until such time as they can appear on every television, radio and browser on the planet simultaneously through the sheer enormity of their fame. And then, just as he's being invested as God, he'll make Patrick get out that little glittery horn trumpet kazoo of his and let the shit quite literally hit the fans.

Although the flaw in this plan (because this is Pete and there's bound to be one) is that by the time he's invested as God he could do it by thinking it anyway, and he wouldn't need the little glittery kazoo.








(Also: Patrick is Mr Hat. When he's not Kyle.)

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Srsly. Am I right?

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